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I didn't really want to be a comedian.


Allan Carr


#i #really #want

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.


Jimmy Carr


#approval #comedians #desperately #disorder #job

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.


David Zucker


#because #bill #chase #chevy #chevy chase

John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I've ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy, he taught me about life and the love of people and respect of people.


Kaley Cuoco


#acting #amazing #comedian #comedy #ever

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.


Louis C. K.


#better #comedian #comedians #everything #feel

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.


Larry David


#comedian #could #feel #guess #had

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.


Michael Gambon


#comedian #confines #done #i #lot

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.


Mike Judge


#down #ever #give #honest #humor

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.


Gene Wilder


#anthony hopkins #any #called #comedians #did

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.


Demetri Martin


#comedy #demetri-martin #fly #funny #humor






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