#median

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I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #funny #happens #i #just

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.


Fred Allen


#been #comedian #comedy #compelled #compete

When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian has some tale of that.


Hank Azaria


#authority #authority figures #comedian #every #everyone

I don't think I was a good comedian.


Brigitte Bardot


#good #i #think

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.


John Belushi


#characters #comedians #fact #fall #fast

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.


Jeff Dunham


#comedian #far #filters #his #how

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.


Russell Brand


#belongs #come #comedian #create #did

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.


Jimmy Fallon


#amplify #audience #broader #comedians #especially

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.


Drew Carey


#comedian #comic #comic relief #did #honor