#median

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. ↗

— Gilbert Gottfried

#being funny #comedian #funny #given #i

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#comedians #death #dried #early #eighties

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#become #comedian #excited #get #got

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. ↗

— Fred Allen

#been #comedian #comedy #compelled #compete

I don't think I was a good comedian. ↗

— Brigitte Bardot

#good #i #think

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. ↗

— Todd Barry

#certain #certain things #comedians #comic #else

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know? ↗

— Liam Neeson

#i #know #trying #you

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. ↗

— Voltaire

#audience #comedian #god #laugh #playing

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. ↗

— Jeff Dunham

#comedian #far #filters #his #how

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. ↗

— Drew Carey

#become #comedian #had #i #life