#median

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I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.


Chelsea Handler


#comedy #dogs #funny #humor #humorous

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.


Russell Brand


#performance #love

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.


Tom Leykis


#appear #carson #comedian #explode #johnny

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.


Demetri Martin


#always #bill #cartoonist #comedians #comedic

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.


Ian Mckellen


#acting #being #between #comedian #comic

I'm no way one of those comedians who want to do drama. I really do love comedies. I hope to go back to it.


Molly Shannon


#comedians #comedies #drama #go #hope

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.


Bobby Darin


#comedians #comics #distinction #great #i

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.


Dave Pelzer


#comedian #even #i #i am #i can

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#become #comedian #excited #get #got

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you.


Louis C.K.


#louis-ck #love #romance #unrequited-love #love