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The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.


Russell Brand


#performance #love

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.


Demetri Martin


#always #bill #cartoonist #comedians #comedic

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.


Pat Morita


#idea #japanese #non-existent #only #rarity

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.


Bob Newhart


#benny #bravest #comedian #doubt #ever

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.


Leslie Nielsen


#comedian #comedy #doing #get #going

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #funny #happens #i #just

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.


John Belushi


#characters #comedians #fact #fall #fast

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.


Russell Brand


#belongs #come #comedian #create #did

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.


Jimmy Carr


#cannot #clear #comedian #cut #either






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