#median

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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.


Paul Rudd


#comedian #concern #consider #i #jokes

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #funny #happens #i #just

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.


Todd Barry


#certain #certain things #comedians #comic #else

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.


Ellen DeGeneres


#comedians #equal #female #find #guys

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.


Jack Dee


#comedians #feel #hang #i #i love

I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans and a t-shirt it doesn't matter how good they are - it always looks like amateur hour when they walk onto the stage.


Jack Dee


#amateur #anyone #comedian #conscious #good

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.


Jack Dee


#almost #become #came #comedian #comedy

If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.


Jack Dee


#badly #become #comedians #failed #i

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.


Russell Brand


#belongs #come #comedian #create #did