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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


Voltaire


#audience #comedian #god #laugh #playing

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.


Jeff Dunham


#comedian #far #filters #his #how

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.


Neil LaBute


#audience #cares #character #comedian #his

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.


Jimmy Carr


#comedian #find #funny #happen #i

I was actually pretty shy in school. My defense mechanism was to be the class clown. I remember getting into a lot of trouble for being disruptive, and I was brought in front of the headteacher, who said: 'What's going to happen to you; what are you going to do when you grow up?' and I said: 'Well, I'm obviously going to be a comedian.'


Adam Clayton


#being #brought #class #class clown #clown

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.


Michael Gambon


#comedian #confines #done #i #lot

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?


Liam Neeson


#i #know #trying #you

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.


Jack Black


#department #face #great #handicapped #looks

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.


Jack Dee


#comedians #feel #hang #i #i love

I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans and a t-shirt it doesn't matter how good they are - it always looks like amateur hour when they walk onto the stage.


Jack Dee


#amateur #anyone #comedian #conscious #good






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