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My philosophy in all my jobs at McDonald's is to be honest and say what I think and mean what I say.


Charlie Bell


#i #i think #jobs #mcdonald #mean

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.


Beyonce Knowles


#different #different things #great #great thing #i

Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did.


David Lee Roth


#always #commonplace #did #else #ever

Well, I wasn't just kind of standing in a queue at McDonald's and someone sat down and said, 'You're the director of a $100 million Hollywood movie.' I've been working in commercials for ten years.


Rupert Sanders


#commercials #director #down #hollywood #i

8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!


Tucker Max


#insult #mcdonalds #humor

Weight has always been one of those issues for me that won’t go away. I know, not terribly original, but what can I say? McDonald’s introduced the Happy Meal in my hometown on my seventh birthday, for Christ’s sake.


Kirstie Collins Brote


#humor #mcdonalds #new-adult-fiction #new-adult-lit #nineties

A stab had clearly once been made at de-uglifying these public spaces by painting a corridor a jaunty yellow. This was because, it turned out, babies come here to have their brains tested and someone thought the yellow might calm them. But I couldn’t see how. Such was the oppressive ugliness of this building it would have been like sticking a red nose on a cadaver and calling it Ronald McDonald.


Jon Ronson


#buildings #cadaver #humor #oppression #oppressive

Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house.


Paul Thomas Anderson


#get #house #i #i think #like

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.


Taylor Lautner


#anything #because #biggest #body #body fat

In corn, I think I've found the key to the American food chain. If you look at a fast-food meal, a McDonald's meal, virtually all the carbon in it - and what we eat is mostly carbon - comes from corn.


Michael Pollan


#carbon #chain #comes #corn #eat






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