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WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment


James Patterson


#experience

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max


James Patterson


#maxride #humor

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.


James Patterson


#humor #love #love-struck #max #maxride

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.


James Patterson


#maxride #humor

Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?” He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast.


James Patterson


#maxride #right

Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this? A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt up from below. It takes team work! BKA (bird kid answer): Or you could just, like, fly over it.


James Patterson


#humor #maxride #humor

Fang’s hand gently smoothed my hair off my neck. My breath froze in my chest, and every sense seemed hyperalert. His hand stroked my hair again, so softly, and then trailed across my neck and shoulder and down my back, making me shiver. I looked up. “What the heck are you doing?” “Helping you change your mind,” he whispered, and then he leaned over, tilted my chin up, and kissed me.


James Patterson


#maxride #change






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