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Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.


James Patterson


#euphemisms #humor #max #maximum-ride #maxride

Sighing, she gave a brief nod. “I was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on you winning. And then you didn’t kill me. It was awful.” “You’re welcome,” I said, feeling fresh anger ignite. “I’ll try not to humiliate you by letting you live next time.” (Max II to Max)


James Patterson


#anger

There was something I needed to say. “Sorry. About before.” Fang shot a sideways glance at me, his eyes dark and inscrutable, as always. He looked back out at the water. I didn’t expect any more acknowledgment than that. Fang never- “You almost gave me a heart attack,” he said quietly. “When I saw you, and all that blood . . .” He threw a small rock as hard as he could down the beach. “I’m sorry.” “Don’t do it again,” he said. I swallowed hard. “I won’t.” Something changed right then, but I didn’t know what.


James Patterson


#maxride #change

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.


James Patterson


#experience

Well, that's an evil smile...


James Patterson


#humor #maxride #smile #experience

WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment


James Patterson


#experience

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max


James Patterson


#maxride #humor

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.


James Patterson


#humor #love #love-struck #max #maxride

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.


James Patterson


#maxride #humor

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)


James Patterson


#humor #max #maximum-ride #maxride #humor






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