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For the Archivist, this role is a result of his obligation to preserve and assure timely and maximum access to our governmental records in the evolving historic saga of the American people.


Allen Weinstein


#american #american people #archivist #assure #evolving

You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through. You plugged us into an equation and predicted outcomes. Well, I got news for you, nimrod. In this equation of yours, we’re variables. We’re going to vary. What you sick jerks don’t seem to get is that I’m an actual person. She’s real too. She’s a person. All of us are! And I’m done jumping through your hoops. You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.


Maximum Ride in Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever by James Patterson


#maximum-ride #variables #dating

The true basis and propaedeutic for all knowledge of human nature is the persuasion that a man's actions are, essentially and as a whole, not directed by his reason and its designs; so that no one becomes this or that because he wants to, though he want to never so much, but that his conduct proceeds from his inborn and inalterable character, is narrowly and in particulars determined by motivation, and is thus necessarily the product of these two factors.


Arthur Schopenhauer


#existentialism #maxims #schopenhauer #design

I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt.


James Patterson


#iggy #maximum-ride #revenge #experience

What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?" "Was it— was it after the oil-slick Hummer crash?" the Gasman asked Iggy tentatively. My eyes widened. Oil-slick Hummer crash? Iggy rubbed his chin, thinking. "Or maybe it was more— after the bomb," the Gasman said in a low voice, looking down. "I think it was the bomb," Iggy agreed. "That definitely seemed to tick them off.


James Patterson


#gazzy #humor #iggy #maximum-ride #the-gasman

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.


James Patterson


#selfishness

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?


James Patterson


#maximum-ride #funny

Who was it that said, “Men are but wheat, and the government is the bread”? Ah yes, that was my grandfather, who shouted that shortly before hurling a loaf of bread at President Hoover during the great depression.


Jarod Kintz


#government #great-depression #herbert-hoover #maxim #metaphor

Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.


James Patterson


#sports

Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max


James Patterson


#maximum #patterson #ride #rich






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