#mattress

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. ↗

— Maya Angelou

#does #early #early stages #feather #hardens

I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea. ↗

— C. S. Forester

#each #felt #i #like #mattresses

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#burns #case #clothes #down #family

From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales. ↗

— Allen West

#became #blockbuster #day #holiday #last

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress. ↗

— Richard Marx

#bulb #bunch #check #checked #cheese

I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office. ↗

— Kevin McCarthy

#i #keep #live #mattress #office

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. ↗

— Lawrence Tierney

#birthday #buy #couple #give #go

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. ↗

— Noel Redding

#fat #had #i #mattress #outlet

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. ↗

— Dalton Trumbo

#feather #happen #interesting #interesting thing #mattress

They dragged the air mattress up to the widow's walk and eventually figured out how it was supposed to inflate, but Lucas had to read the instructions in Spanish because the English ones were nearly incomprehensible. Hilariously so. "Insert mouth to the purpose inflation," Helen whispered. ... "Expel lung into inflator tube," Lucas whispered back. "That sounds like it would hurt. ↗

— Josephine Angelini

#english