#matrimony

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance. ↗

— Isadora Duncan

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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ↗

— Frances Rodman

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. ↗

— Jane Austen

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As far as my experience of matrimony goes -- I think it tends to draw you out of, and away from yourself. ↗

— Charlotte Brontë

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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#matrimony #period

Well married, a man is winged—ill-matched, he is shackled. ↗

— Henry Ward Beecher

#matrimony #life

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage