#masturbation

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Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of far off seasons.


Thomm Quackenbush


#sex #dreams

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!


Al Franken


#humor #masturbation #sex #freedom

She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making love with men of all skin colors--white, black, yellow--with homosexuals and beggars. She was anyone's, and anyone could do anything to her. She had one, two, three orgasms, one after another. She imagined everything she had never imagined before, and she gave herself to all that was most base and most pure.


Paulo Coelho


#masturbation #sexuality #imagination

And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.


Amy Lane


#masturbation #nsfw #humor

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.


Chuck Palahniuk


#sex #rich