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Think of the most discouraging thing that you are currently carrying or the biggest project you can’t seem to tackle. Forget about how it happened, forget about how you got there, just look at the clock, and before that number changes, do one little thing to make it better. After you do, enjoy your moment of victory, and then do it again. In less than the time it takes you to blink, the past will burden you no more.


Dan Pearce


#changing-ourselves #goals #our-pasts #overcoming-negativity #overcoming-obstacles

It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.


William Ernest Henley


#fate #master #death

The true master does not seek to run away from Death. He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying.


J.K. Rowling


#master #death

If Cape wasn't your last name, what was your real one?" I asked, deathly curious now. "Ahhhh," he complained. "Pincas Huckleburr.


Tamora Pierce


#farmer-cape #mastiff #tamora-pierce #death

The soul is a magician. Only living flesh hampers it.


Tanith Lee


#flat-earth #flesh #magician #soul #tanith-lee

Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of far off seasons.


Thomm Quackenbush


#sex #dreams

Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are excellent schoolmasters, and teach some of us more than we can ever learn from books.


John Lubbock


#books #earth #ever #excellent #fields

The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going to get: a clean and crisp, both sweet and refreshing experience. But rainstorms were unpredictable, they were riddled with surprises, messy and wet; they were something you had no control over.


Madeline Sheehan


#orgasm #sex #experience

As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James's letter about Cousin Mabel's peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle ('Please read this carefully and send it on Jane') the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It's one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor - and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.


P.G. Wodehouse


#wodehouse #family

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.


Craig Ferguson


#masturbation #poem #poetry #thanksgiving #food






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