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#martini

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When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get to a city. Probably film and television had influenced me so much, I really thought the key to happiness was living a very artificial life in a penthouse in New York with martini glasses.


Tom Ford


#city #country #escape #film #get

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


James Thurber


#many #martini #right #three #too

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!


George Clooney


#bought #chopsticks #dream #drinking #even

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.


Megan Fox


#enough #eyes #feel #grasp #husband

You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and make some love to you right here and now.


Rick Fox


#affect #apple #down #get #here

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?


Robert Benchley


#coat #dry #get #into #martini

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.


P. G. Wodehouse


#like #martini #shaken #white






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