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Love the people who love you back.


Laura Ruby


#smart #wise #love

I get all the arguments against it. I even get the one that says... "I don't know if I want to bring another kid into this world." But how do you argue with the logic of loving one that's already here?


John Cusack


#martian-child #love

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.


Steve Martin


#memoir #steve-martin #love

If you take a bus, you should know when to get off!".


Master Iain Armstrong


#martial-arts #art

I can show you the path but I can not walk it for you.


Master Iain Armstrong


#martial-arts #art

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion-- I have shuddered at it, I shudder no more. I could be martyred for my religion. Love is my religion and I could die for that. I could die for you. My Creed is Love and you are its only tenet.


John Keats


#martyrdom #self-sacrifice #love

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.


Jim Benton


#martial-arts #uniforms #art

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?


Jim Bouton


#baseball #baseball players #field #football #football players

The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them


George R.R. Martin


#storm-of-swords #tywin-lannister #men

It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example, probably only has an IQ of 144, or about 12 times its length in inches when limp.


Jarod Kintz


#cliche #fact #iq #limp #men






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