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Now I know that Wal-Mart's policies do not reflect the best way of doing business and the values that I think are important in America.


Hillary Clinton


#best #best way #business #doing #i

I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler.


David Clennon


#because #bush #comparing #george #george bush

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.


Zsa Zsa Gabor


#girl #men #no problem #problem #smart

I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, "At least he's not a complete boob.


Jarod Kintz


#boob #costume #funny #humor #idiot

I hate to be smart.


Paulo Coelho


#i #smart

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.


Claudette Colbert


#grow #hair #just #lose #men

I was a little nervous coming in mostly because my first scene was with Martin Sheen, who I'm a huge fan of.


Gary Cole


#coming #fan #first #huge #huge fan

When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened. 



Jarod Kintz


#door #figure #figure-out #funny #humor

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.


Jeff Cooper


#half #hears #knows #man #only

People are complex. You can be smart and still look hot. You can be a punk rocker yet have a refined vocabulary. It's all about this mashup that makes us who we are and I think that's a beautiful thing.


Nadia Giosia


#beautiful #beautiful thing #complex #hot #i






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