#mart

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world. ↗

— Jack Black

#down #fastest #got #guy #i

The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#ball #because #bob #burnett #carol

Mr. Speaker, we are a blessed Nation. We have not suffered another attack on our soil since September 11, and we are grateful. We have killed or captured dozens of members of al Qaeda and the Taliban. Our military and intelligence forces are working both hard and smart. ↗

— Marsha Blackburn

#another #attack #blessed #both #captured

People are a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for being. ↗

— Ruben Blades

#being #credit #gives #lot #people

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#how #intelligence #man #shows #smart

I don't care how smart a kid you are. The only way you learn what's not right is from experience. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#experience #how #i #kid #learn

I do practice martial arts, more as a recreational thing, but a lot of my friends have been heavyweight champions the in mixed martial arts world. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#been #champions #friends #heavyweight #i

Walk into a Chase branch and we can give you so much quicker, better and faster. Like Wal-Mart. ↗

— Jamie Dimon

#branch #chase #faster #give #into

I've always wanted to do theater in Chicago. Chicago is a big theater town-and, in some ways, I think this city is savvier and smarter than New York. Sometimes, I think it's a little too chic to go to theater in New York these days. ↗

— Jeffrey Donovan

#big #chic #chicago #city #days

Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things. ↗

— Byron Dorgan

#different #different things #hard #smart #sometimes