#marries

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity. ↗

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. ↗

— Cesare Pavese

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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else. ↗

— Samuel Rogers

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Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of. ↗

— Jane Austen

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He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? ↗

— William Wycherley

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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

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Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ↗

— William Ralph Inge

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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

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Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children. ↗