#marries

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold? ↗

— William Wycherley

#fool #good #greater #make #man

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#about #average #before #between #her

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#his #man #marries #money #nobody

Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. ↗

— William Ralph Inge

#find #himself #marries #next #spirit

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#also #because #bothered #home #man

Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children. ↗

— Salman Khan

#children #i #marries #marry #nephews

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#exchanges #girl #inattention #many #marries

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not. ↗

— Harold Brodkey

#everyone #feel #i #i feel #man

I think when an actress marries she should leave the stage. She cannot be happy if she is married and remains on the stage. She must care more for her art or for her husband. ↗

— Billie Burke

#art #be happy #cannot #care #happy

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity. ↗

— James Goldsmith

#his #job #man #marries #mistress