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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #married men
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ↗
— Red Skelton
#about #find #make #married #married men
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites. ↗
— Diane Watson
#does #income #larger #makes #married
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? ↗
— Sarah Jessica Parker
#like #many #married men #men #riddle
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. ↗
— Samuel Johnson
#bachelors #consciences #married #married men #men
Can't you read? The score demands "con amore," and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! ↗
— Arturo Toscanini
#demands #doing #like #married #married men
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ↗
— Jackie Mason
#cheat #eighty #europe #married #married men
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. ↗
— Johnny Carson
#die #live #longer #lot #married