#married men

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ↗

— Red Skelton

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Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites. ↗

— Diane Watson

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It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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Can't you read? The score demands "con amore," and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! ↗

— Arturo Toscanini

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ↗

— Jackie Mason

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. ↗

— Johnny Carson

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