#married man

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. ↗

— Patrick Marber

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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows. ↗

— Arthur Hays Sulzberger

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What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. ↗

— Tom Clancy

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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. ↗

— Barry Humphries

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