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By the way, don’t thank me for saving you, thank the lifeguards. If it was up to me, I would’ve just carried you off to the building by the boardwalk that said SURGERY. I’m sorry, but there’s a big difference between a family doctor treating you for the sniffles, and a guy who actually owns and knows how to use an operating table.


Elle Lothlorien


#family

A man who calls his kinsmen to a feast does not do so to save them from starving. They all have food in their own homes. When we gather together in the moonlit village ground it is not because of the moon. Every man can see it in his own compound. We come together because it is good for kinsmen to do so.


Chinua Achebe


#food

Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. It is the worst of all tortures, the worst of all sufferings.


Paulo Coelho


#psyche #food

No bird has ever uttered note That was not in some first bird's throat; Since Eden's freshness and man's fall No rose has been original.


Thomas Bailey Aldrich


#bird #eden #ever #fall #first

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#human #vampire #food

You know what I wish? I wish I could put time in a bottle and throw it into the ocean. Then I would have forever to spend with you. I wouldn’t need air to breathe or food to eat. Holding you in my arms would be all the food I would need. Having your love would be the only air I would need to breathe.


Lynn Austin


#love #romance #food

I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#anita-blake #executioner #fiction #hunter #jean-claude

It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.


Lili St. Crow


#humor #woman #food

A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, as dinner was being prepared, the couple suddenly understood the horrible reality of their situation: the food they were about to eat was recycled human shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it seemed to set off an instinctive alarm, possibly inherited directly from Queen Victoria. "We don't want to eat shit!" they informed me, rather distressed (that's an exact quote), as if in preparing dinner I had simply set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a knife, fork and napkin.


Joseph Jenkins


#humanure #shit #food

After listening and getting to know more about you. Also, feeling a deep connection between us that goes beyond physical attraction. I'm beginning to feel for, so much more than the friendship that I waited to grow with you. I'm not going to try and rush things. However, I don't want to wait until it's to late.


Jonathan Anthony Burkett


#life #love-story #romance #true-love #friendship






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