#mae

Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire. ↗

— Jonathan Stroud

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#humor #humor

Her flawless pale skin was also spangled with gemstones. I don't know how they'd been attached, but they clung to her and sent little flashes of color glittering around the cavern when she moved. They were concentrated most densely around her ... well ... She'd been, ah, vajazzled. ↗

— Jim Butcher

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#harry-dresden #maeve #harry-dresden

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction. ↗

— Mae West

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#mae-west #reading #dreams