#mac

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#flabby #fortunately #i #stomach #them

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life. ↗

— Robin Roberts

#back #biggest #career #combination #drill

You can imagine, if somebody's approaching retirement, and all of a sudden the funds that he or she is depending on is depleted by 50% or however many, it gives them a sinking feeling in the pit of their stomach. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#depending #depleted #feeling #funds #gives

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#back #before #go #grandmother #had

I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers. ↗

— Kid Rock

#am #big #drink #eat #happy

You know, when I started I liked Big Macs and Budweiser and I still like Big Macs and Budweiser. ↗

— Kid Rock

#i #know #like #liked #macs

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ↗

— Will Rogers

#diplomacy #find #nice #rock #saying

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

#diplomats #essential #fall #finishing #flat

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

#fall #flat #out #take #thing

Through pro-growth policies, by abolishing Obamacare and eliminating other Obama-imposed impediments to economic growth, we will get our economy back on track. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#economic #economic growth #economy #eliminating #get