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This new world was already turning her into a cabbagehead, and she'd only been a part of it for an evening


Sarah MacLean


#sarah-maclean #humor

Broke your jaw once before Spilt your blood upon the floor You broke my leg in return So let's sit back and watch the bed burn Well love sticks sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none


Florence Welch


#kiss-with-a-fist #the-machine #love

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto


Robert Lynn Asprin


#diplomacy #humor #motto #humor

Open your eyes, baby. Look at me.” He pressed his forehead down to meet mine, my eyelids fluttering open at his command. “Look at me and tell me you don’t want it.” I peered up at him with unsteady breaths, hearing his throat work when I tilted my lips to graze his. The contact was feather light, my heart hammering through my chest at the feel of it. “I’m looking,” I breathed against him. “Good. Because right now, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and make you come until you can’t stand, and I want your eyes on me the whole time, are we clear?” -Jackson and Emma


Rachael Wade


#intimacy #love #sex #love

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbagehead


Sarah MacLean


#humor #sarah-maclean #the-season #humor

Two people making love, she once said, are like one drowned person resuscitating the other.


Anatole Broyard


#intimacy #resuscitation #sex #love

He really had been through death, but he had returned because he could not bear the solitude.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#melquiades #death

Jesus, you'd think the Black Death was sweeping the globe every three months or so...ebola, SARS, avian flu. You know how many people made money on those scares? Shit, I made my first million on useless antiradiation pills during dirty bomb scares.


Max Brooks


#manipulation #pharmaceutical-industry #scares #death

Voodoo Beer?” “In honor of Loa and Boa for chasing away death.” “That was a big snake, wasn’t it?”“It was a seriously large snake. . . .


Kresley Cole


#death

Sure as Life holds all parts together, Death holds all parts together.


Walt Whitman


#tom-mach #walt-whitman #death






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