#lowe

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#kids #like #looking #me #out

When I listen to music, I don't want to hear about flowers. I like death and destruction. ↗

— Jonathan Davis

#death #destruction #flowers #hear #i

What happens in the Senate is the Republicans sink to the lowest common denominator. ↗

— Jim DeMint

#common denominator #denominator #happens #lowest #republicans

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#because #buy #during #life #money

Wisconsin's kids shouldn't be allowed to fail just because Washington is failing them. ↗

— Jim Doyle

#because #fail #failing #just #just because

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. ↗

— Zac Efron

#because #embarrassed #followed #funny #girl