#love

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it. ↗

— J.R. Ward

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The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

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I believe there’s only one woman out there for every man, though I’ll be the first to admit how naïve it is to be a heterosexual nowadays. ↗

— Bauvard

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I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

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I could give you a pillow fight. Or a wet finger in your ear. Or sit on you. You know, it's often the things that I don't do to you, that I do for you. ↗

— Brandon Perazzo

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The no-kiss rule starts when we’re home and I’ve found you a class,’ Sky said smugly. ‘Read the small print.’ Zed folded his arms and pushed back his empty plate. ‘She won’t last. ↗

— Joss Stirling

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See, I’m in love with the person you can never outrun. I’m in love with you. ↗

— Laura Miller

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My playing had called to another human being at last. Surely, she could be no other than my own true love. Slowly, I got to my feet. Speak to me, I thought. And as if she'd heard me, the young woman's lips parted and she spoke thus: Have you lost your mind? ↗

— Cameron Dokey

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A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone else in the world, I would have told my mother to send him away. Santa Claus himself could have shown up to explain his whereabouts since my childhood, and I would have turned him out. ↗

— Janette Rallison

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Mia, I told you how I feel. I'm an asshole and I don't say or show how I feel very often, so how about you just fucking enjoy it." -Christopher Mason ↗

— Sadie Grubor

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