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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.


Sarah Silverman


#enough #fun #funny #i #i think

I like my life alone.


Sarah Silverman


#i #life #like #my life

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.


Alicia Silverstone


#along #boyfriend #calls #i #i think

We said, there's another second gone, there's another minute and another hour and another day, when, as a matter of fact the second or the minute or the hour was never gone. It was the same one all the time. It had just moved along and we had moved with it.


Clifford D. Simak


#another #another day #day #fact #gone

I'm fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I'd like to hear what I have to say. A lot of people don't like being alone because they truly don't like themselves, but I love me.


Gene Simmons


#because #being #being alone #fascinated #hear

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.


Gene Simmons


#care #could #eat #had #i

Being in this business for as long as I've been in it, it's sort of like living in a town or a city before the war and then after the war and then during the reconstruction and then during the time that it sprawls out to the malls.


Carly Simon


#been #before #being #business #city

On a practical level I'm a TV producer and storyteller who's gone about as long as you can go without achieving a mass audience.


David Simon


#achieving #audience #go #gone #i

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't be put to death.


Paul Simon


#capital punishment #death #guarantee #innocent #innocent people

Standards are a little crazy these days. I think that, when you go to sleep, as long as you're happy with the way you are and the way you look, that's the most important thing. I think it's an internal thing. As long as you feel good with who you are and comfortable with what you're wearing, but not if that's the most important thing.


Ashlee Simpson


#crazy #days #feel #feel good #go






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