#lol

... Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he fell, and rolled to avoid a two-handed blow from the soldier, scrabbling frantically in the ankle-deep mud for something, anything he could use as a weapon. A hilt brushed his fingers, and he ripped it from the muck and slashed at the soldier's sword hand, severing his thumb. The man stared dumbly at the glistening stump, then said, "This is what comes from not shielding myself." "Aye," agreed Roran, and beheaded him. ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#lol

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'. ↗

— Chris Colfer

#lol #appreciation

Are you really going to work in that?" Maura asked. Blue looked at her clothing. It involved a few thin layering shirts, including one she had altered using a method called shredding. "What's wrong with it?" Maura shrugged. "Nothing. I always wanted an eccentric daughter. I just never realised how well my evil plans were working. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#lol #maura #raven-boys #lol

Saw him where?" "While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts." This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, "What's the other half of her?" "God, Ronan," Adam said. "Enough. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#blue #lol #raven-boys #ronan #lol

The buck stops here," Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. "Home shit home. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#raven-boys #ronan #lol

Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him. ↗

— David Wong

#lol

It's like scrying into that weird space. There's so much coming out of him, it shouldn't be possible. Do you remember that woman who came in who was pregnant with quadruplets? It was like that, but worse." "He's pregnant?" Blue asked. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#calla #lol #raven-boys #lol

Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, "next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too. ↗

— Wendy Higgins

#haha #lol #lol

Sneak out." He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday? ↗

— Rachel Vincent

#kaylee #lmao #lol #tod #lol

Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#haha #hit #j-lynn #jacob #jennifer-l-armentrout