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The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #the-infernal-devices #magnus-bane

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.


Terry Pratchett


#writers-on-writing

He had lost Will Herondale. And he did not know if he could ever get him back.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #will-herondale

I sat down and tried to write a story. "Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight." That was the first sentence. The problem was that I just couldn't think of the next one. After cleaning my room three times, I decided to leave Ian alone for a while because I was starting to get mad at him.


Stephen Chbosky


#funny #humor #writer-s-block #writing #writing-process

My friend opened a small box which Lestrade had produced. Inside lay a beautiful silver cigarette case monogrammed with Holmes's initials, underneath which ran the words, "With the Respects of Scotland Yard, November 1888." Sherlock Holmes sat with his lips parted, but no sound emerged. "Thank you," he managed at length.


Lyndsay Faye


#lestrade #pride #sherlock-holmes #beauty

Sophie," he said, and when she gave him a stern look, he took a hasty swig of the posset. “Miss Collins. I have not yet had a chance to properly apologize to you, so let me take it now. Please forgive me for the trick I played on you with the scones. I did not mean to show you disrespect. I hope you do not imagine I think any less of you for your position in the household, for you are one of the finest and bravest ladies I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #clockwork-princess #gideon-lightwood #infernal-devices #love

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a fully functioning sociopath. Do your research.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#sherlock-holmes #watson #humor

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.


Lili St. Crow


#funny-as-hell #funny-quotes #funny-stuff #humor #humor-work

Don't talk, Anderson. You lower the IQ of the entire street every time you open your mouth.


Sherlock Holmes


#humor #sherlock-holmes #watson #humor

I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #william-herondale #will-herondale






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