#loaf

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #loaf




A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.


Omar Khayyam


#jug #loaf #thou #wine

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.


Charlie Sheen


#called #like #loaf #me #news

I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like. "Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties.


Hayden Thorne


#funny #masks #meatloaf #funny

A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy green garnishes to compliment the red of the brick, and frozen for the next time you have the in-laws over for dinner. I’d recommend eating before they arrive, because I’m not sure you’ll want to have any of the “meatloaf” you’ll be serving them. 



Jarod Kintz


#food #funny #humor #in-laws #meatloaf

A book of verses underneath the bough, A jug of wine, a loaf of bread-and thou.


Edward Fitzgerald


#bough #jug #loaf #thou #underneath

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.



Dora J. Arod


#desire #flavor #food #funny #humor

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.


Steve Albini


#big #big mac #bread #buy #cheese

A loafer always has the correct time.


Kin Hubbard


#correct #loafer #time

Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup. 



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #ketchup #leftovers #life

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.


Josh Billings


#anyone #bread #honesty #honesty is #lawful