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#little league

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I was playing little league baseball when Bruce Jenner was winning the gold but I don't think I was really paying attention at that time.


Dan O'Brien


#baseball #bruce #gold #i #league

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States.


Barack Obama


#around #awesome #blue #coach #federal

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.


Yogi Berra


#because #good #good thing #keeps #league

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.


Erma Bombeck


#certainly #decreed #infinite #league #little

I used to go to my kids' soccer games and I was the only parent who wasn't screaming, because I'd have to do a show that night. It was hard. Moms and dads get more emotional at those soccer and Little League games than at a professional game.


Neil Diamond


#dads #emotional #game #games #get

We have an obligation to spread amateur baseball both at home and abroad. Building up the game at all levels - Little League, Babe Ruth Leagues, the colleges - is in our own self-interest. That's where the pool of talent is - and also of fans.


A. Bartlett Giamatti


#also #amateur #babe #babe ruth #baseball

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.


Mitch Hedberg


#better #could #i #i wish #league

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.


Yogi Berra


#i #i think #keeps #kids #league

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.


Tug McGraw


#league #little #little league #often #overlooked

Generally in the Little League you're up against a good pitcher who throws like hell. What does the coach say? Get a walk. Isn't that beautiful way to learn to hit? For four years you stand up there looking for a walk.


Robin Roberts


#beautiful #beautiful way #coach #does #four






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