#lifeguards

I’m a lifeguard at a brewery. When someone falls in a vat, I jump in after them and start gulping. It makes me feel good after letting people drown. ↗

— Bauvard

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When there's an attractive lifeguard on duty I always drown at least twice. ↗

— Bauvard

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#funny #humor #lifeguards #funny