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#licking

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #licking




Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.


Phyllis Diller


#died #dog #licking #our #picture

When you finish a poem, it clicks shut like the top of a jewel box, but prose is endless. I haven't experienced an awful lot of clicking shut!


Kenneth Koch


#box #clicking #clicks #endless #experienced

There's nothing, repeat, nothing to be ashamed of when you're going through a depression. If you get help, the chances of your licking it are really good. But, you have to get yourself onto a safe path.


Mike Wallace


#chances #depression #get #going #good

Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing. “You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to bounce a quarter off ass I am!” she snapped back. An indescribable look flitted across his face. “You are the most irreverent woman I’ve ever met.” “And you’re the handsomest man I’ve ever seen in my life, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lick you!” she yelled.


Katie MacAlister


#licking #romance #humor

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.


Melissa Rivers


#contestants #covering #dogs #due #fact

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.


Barry White


#came #cat #chops #cops #detectives

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.


Bern Williams


#face #licking #like #psychiatrist #puppy

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.


Moon Unit Zappa


#great #idea #licking #me #seemed

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.


Dick Gregory


#am #backside #bigots #black #enjoying

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!


Craig Bruce


#double #head #invented #shot #should






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