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I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.


Emily Procter


#blonde #clown #driver #elvis #having

Anger may repast with thee for an hour, but not repose for a night; the continuance of anger is hatred, the continuance of hatred turns malice.


Francis Quarles


#continuance #hatred #hour #malice #may

I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death.


Walter Reisch


#hate #i #little #sleep #slices

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.


Spider Robinson


#explained #malice #never #reasonably #stupidity

We have to make a determination of what the minimum standards are for police, fire and emergency services in all of America's major cities. Once we determine that, then we can decide what the funding is.


Warren Rudman


#cities #decide #determination #determine #emergency

Was I involved in selling drivers licenses to people illegally? Hell no I wasn't. Would I have tolerated it? Hell no.


George Ryan


#hell #i #illegally #involved #licenses

If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center.


Tupac Shakur


#buy #center #department #family #get

Penn State in 1955 became the first university to be issued a federal license to operate a nuclear reactor, which it continues to use for studies in the peaceful uses of atomic energy and the training of nuclear industry personnel.


Don Sherwood


#atomic energy #became #continues #energy #federal

You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a direct physical risk to you, as well as consequential psychological and possibly, depending on your personal belief system, spiritual risks ensuing from your personal reaction to said physical risk. Any movement on your part constitutes an implicit and irrevocable acceptance of such risk," the first MetaCop says. There is a little speaker on his belt, simultaneously translating all of this into Spanish and Japanese. "Or as we used to say," the other MetaCop says, "freeze, sucker!" "Under provisions of The Mews at Windsor Heights Code, we are authorized to enforce law, national security concerns, and societal harmony on said territory also. A treaty between The Mews at Windsor Heights and White Columns authorizes us to place you in temporary custody until your status as an Investigatory Focus has been resolved." "Your ass is busted," the second MetaCop says. "As your demeanor has been nonaggressive and you carry no visible weapons, we are not authorized to employ heroic measures to ensure your cooperation," the first MetaCop says. "You stay cool and we'll stay cool," the second MetaCop says. "However, we are equipped with devices, including but not limited to projectile weapons, which, if used, may pose an extreme and immediate threat to your health and well-being." "Make one funny move and we'll blow your head off," the second MetaCop says.


Neal Stephenson


#funny #police #funny

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.


Gene Simmons


#attention #bond #grabbing #james #james bond






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