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#librarians

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But you want murderous feelings? Hang around librarians," confided Gamache. "All that silence. Gives them ideas.


Louise Penny


#librarians

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.


Marilyn Johnson


#librarians

In the nonstop tsunami of global information, librarians provide us with floaties and teach us to swim.


Linton Weeks


#libraries #washington-post #information

The secret of a good librarian is that he never reads anything more of the literature in his charge than the title and the table of contents. Anyone who lets himself go and starts reading a book is lost as a librarian...He's bound to lose perspective.


Robert Musil


#library #perspective

...killing rats wasn’t in my job description.


Scott Douglas


#library #quiet-please #description

It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.


Molly Harper


#librarian #vampire-romance #vampires #librarians

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.


Beverly Cleary


#librarians #spelling #humor

Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories." "You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle. "I don't hate them," said Jace candidly."I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing." "I thought you said they were libarians," said Clary. "They are librarians." Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #librarians #humor

People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.


Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!


Charles Ogden


#librarians #libraries #library






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