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Mr. O'Donnell was at the library counter, performing the sort of grim rituals librarians perform with index cards and stumpy pencils and those rubber stamps with columns of rotating numbers. "Ms. Auerbach! What will it be today? Camus? Cervantes?" "Actually I'm looking for a book of poetry by Emily Dickinson" He paused somberly, toying with the twirled tip of his mustache. No matter how seriously librarians are engaged in their work, they are always glad to be interrupted when the theme is books. It makes no difference to them how simple the search is or how behind on time either of you might be running - they consider all queries scrupulously. They love to have their knowledge tested. They lie in wait, they will not be rushed.


Hilary Thayer Hamann


#libraries #library #love

As it is she will probably turn out to be one of these acid-faced virgins that sit behind little desks in public libraries and stamp dates in books.


Raymond Chandler


#dating

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.


John Green


#books #donuts #librarians #simile #kids

Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.


Neil Gaiman


#librarians #internet

Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.


Richard Powers


#service

The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.


Scott Douglas


#library #quiet-please #librarians

Librarians are your very best friend. And don't ever think otherwise.


Rett MacPherson


#librarians






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