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#librarian

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Never argue with a librarian; they know too much.


Carole Nelson Douglas


#librarians

Now you may have gotten the impression that there are absolutely no uses for Librarians. I'm sorry if I implied that. Librarians are very useful. For instance, they are useful if you are fishing for sharks and need some bait. They're also useful for throwing out windows to test the effects of concrete impact on horn-rimmed glasses. If you have enough Librarians, you can build bridges out of them. (Just like witches.) And, unfortunately, they are also useful for organizing things.


Brandon Sanderson


#librarians

But you want murderous feelings? Hang around librarians," confided Gamache. "All that silence. Gives them ideas.


Louise Penny


#librarians

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.


Marilyn Johnson


#librarians

What a vapid job title our culture gives to those honorable laborers the ancient Egyptians and Sumerians variously called Learned Men of the Magic Library, Scribes of the Double House of Life, Mistresses of the House of Books, or Ordainers of the Universe. 'Librarian' - that mouth-contorting, graceless grind of a word, that dry gulch in the dictionary between 'libido' and 'licentious' - it practically begs you to envision a stoop-shouldered loser, socks mismatched, eyes locked in a permanent squint from reading too much microfiche. If it were up to me, I would abolish the word entirely and turn back to the lexicological wisdom of the ancients, who saw librarians not as feeble sorters and shelvers but as heroic guardians. In Assyrian, Babylonian, and Egyptian cultures alike, those who toiled at the shelves were often bestowed with a proud, even soldierly, title: Keeper of the Books. - p.113


Miles Harvey


#genius #librarian #titles #men

In the nonstop tsunami of global information, librarians provide us with floaties and teach us to swim.


Linton Weeks


#libraries #washington-post #information

Books are only half our job ; the other half is human nature.


Mary Virginia Provines


#human-nature #job #librarians #library #people

The secret of a good librarian is that he never reads anything more of the literature in his charge than the title and the table of contents. Anyone who lets himself go and starts reading a book is lost as a librarian...He's bound to lose perspective.


Robert Musil


#library #perspective

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them.


Michael Moore


#librarians #revolution

I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I like it quiet So, the pages can be heard I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I do it for the love of the word


Jonathan Rundman


#love






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