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#librarian

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I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--" I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. "If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends.


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #librarians #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.


Spider Robinson


#librarians #humor

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #librarians #humor

I have always thought that librarians are a little bit like doctors, travel agents and professors all rolled into one. We all know that a great story can lift spirits, take you anywhere in the world you want to go and in any time period to boot, and the lessons you learn from a good book can buoy your own convictions and even change your life.


Dorothea Benton Frank


#story #change

Pimps make the best librarians.


Avi Steinberg


#pimps #librarians

I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers.


Kami Garcia


#ya-teen-fiction #beauty

Break the spine of one of my books and I break yours.


Mia James


#books #librarian #mystery

I don't need no Smith and Wesson, man, I got Merriam and Webster.


Avi Steinberg


#reading #librarians

When I was a child, it was a matter of pride that I could plow through a Nancy Drew story in one afternoon, and begin another in the evening. . . . I was probably trying to impress the librarians who kept me supplied with books.


Kathleen Norris


#reading #librarians






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