#lettuce

You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken. ↗

— Paula Deen

#diet #fried #fried chicken #just #lettuce

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny. ↗

— Dashiell Hammett

#eat #feed #lettuce

The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people. ↗

— Cesar Chavez

#always #fight #grapes #lettuce #never

It's pronounced 'Romaine,' like the lettuce. ↗

— Rebecca Romijn

#like #pronounced

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'. ↗

— Beatrix Potter

#effect #lettuce #much #said #too

We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences. ↗

— Jane Elliot

#bowl #country #differences #different #different things

Kit," said a female voice, "what's wrong with the fridge? All the food's gone. No, wait, there's a really ugly alien in here disguised as a leaky lettuce. Hey, I guess I shouldn't be rude to it; it's a visitor. Welcome to our planet, Mr. Alien!" This was followed by some muffled remark that Nita couldn't make out, possibly something Kit was saying. A moment later, Kit's sister Carmela's voice came out of Nita's refrigerator again. "Hola, Nita, are your phone bills getting too big? This is a weird way to deal with it... ↗

— Diane Duane

#fridge #funny #humor #kit #lettuce

I know the price of lettuce. You need to understand price and value. You buy the best lettuce you can at the best price you can. ↗

— Alice Walton

#buy #i #know #lettuce #need

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. ↗

— Charles Dudley Warner

#conversation #crisp #fresh #lettuce #like