#lep

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#chins #directory #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #more

It's just impossible to ignore the activists in your party. These are the people who stuff the envelopes, and walk the precincts, and make the telephone calls, and do all the so-called grunt work that brings about a successful campaign. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#activists #brings #calls #campaign #grunt

Prior to Elephant I'd taken about six years of acting classes in Portland, but there's not a huge market there. The only thing we have is commercial stuff, and that didn't really appeal to me. So this is really a dream come true. ↗

— John Robinson

#acting #appeal #classes #come #commercial

I spent money, I slept with women around the league, but I always kept my mind on the game. ↗

— Dennis Rodman

#around #game #i #i always #kept

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#forget #grandchildren #never #never forget

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem. ↗

— Eric Allman

#like #lot #people #problem #seeing

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#college #college students #drink #least #month

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school. ↗

— Joel Madden

#get #i #kind #lessons #school

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#been #elephant #never #seen #ski

The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've read the last two digits backwards. Everybody does it, but dyslexics have this tendency to a higher degree. ↗

— Bruce Jenner

#degree #dial #does #everybody #find