#lep

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. ↗

— Layne Staley

#bed #been #girlfriend #haven #i

I slept and dreamt that life was beauty; I woke and found that life was duty. ↗

— George Byron

#dreamt #duty #found #i #life

What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only thing - or nearly the only thing with the exception of the dial-up modem and fax - that you can do on the public switched telephone network. ↗

— Vinton Cerf

#another #exception #fax #internet #just

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'. ↗

— Charlie Chaplin

#biggest thing #cheap #elephant #say #thing

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man. ↗

— Ilka Chase

#best #buy #call #man #phone call

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#gold #humor #leprechaun #rainbow #funny

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. ↗

— Noel Coward

#elephant #elephants #fact #i #in fact

I always think I look like the Elephant Man - I can't get used to my own image. ↗

— Brian Cox

#elephant #get #i #i always #image

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

It's really bizarre because no one knows this, but elephants have killed more animal trainers than any other animal. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#any #because #bizarre #elephants #killed