#lep

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? ↗

— Elizabeth Taylor

#claim #how #i #make #many

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#alone #family #grew #house #i

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#elephant #hollywood #like #living #living room

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone. ↗

— Hedda Hopper

#deals #empty #fall #favor #most

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it. ↗

— Tom Hanks

#away #concerned #convenient #could #e-mail

Working exterior nights in Vancouver, when it's raining and snowing, is a little daunting, when you haven't slept. ↗

— Jeffrey Dean Morgan

#exterior #haven #little #nights #raining

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. ↗

— Creighton Abrams

#eating #elephant #take #time

Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole. ↗

— Samuel Richardson

#elephant #love #through #will

Helmet was joined to helmet, and spear to spear, and jewels, baggage, and elephants without number went with them, and you would have said it was a host that none could understand. ↗

— Ferdowsi

#could #elephants #helmet #host #jewels

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. ↗

— Clifford Stoll

#gotten #internet #system #telephone