#lep

Gossip is nature's telephone. ↗

— Sholom Aleichem

#nature #telephone

Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number. ↗

— Peter Arno

#dreams #me #number #our dreams #phone number

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book? ↗

— David Attenborough

#book #elephant #except #grandchildren #happy

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone he was not. ↗

— Paul Auster

#dead #end #night #number #other

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. ↗

— Layne Staley

#bed #been #girlfriend #haven #i

I slept and dreamt that life was beauty; I woke and found that life was duty. ↗

— George Byron

#dreamt #duty #found #i #life

What is special about VOIP is that it's just another thing you can do on the Internet, whereas it is the only thing - or nearly the only thing with the exception of the dial-up modem and fax - that you can do on the public switched telephone network. ↗

— Vinton Cerf

#another #exception #fax #internet #just

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'. ↗

— Charlie Chaplin

#biggest thing #cheap #elephant #say #thing

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man. ↗

— Ilka Chase

#best #buy #call #man #phone call

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#gold #humor #leprechaun #rainbow #funny