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#lend

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A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #interest #lending #funny

I can’t see through clothes or anything. Just glamour skin. Except I can see through all of you, since your clothes aren’t real.” I stopped, horrified. “I mean, I don’t look—It’s hard to see you, and I like looking at your real face, but I don’t try to see anything, because—Oh gosh, this sounds terrible.” He had a funny look on his face, like he wasn’t sure what to think. “Huh. That’s never been an issue before. Maybe next time you could bring me some shorts.


Kiersten White


#lend #funny

What are you?" I whispered. "What are you?" Offended, I frowned. "Human." "Funny, me too." "No, you're not." "Funny, neither are you." I set my jaw and glared. What a jerk. "Why did you come here?" My voice came from his mouth, disconcerting as always. "I could ask you the same thing. Are you going to kill me?


Kiersten White


#funny

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.


Julie Garwood


#humor #julie-garwood #romance #humor

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost.


Bruce Paltrow


#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne.


Julie Garwood


#humor #julie-garwood #romance #humor

The thing about chameleoning your way through life is that it gets to where nothing is real.


John Green


#blending-in #life

Why does IPCA use them if they’re evil?” he asked, confused. “They aren’t evil. They aren’t even really immoral, per se. They’re amoral. They don’t operate on the same level that we do. For a faerie, the only thing that matters is what they want. That’s their good. Anything else is superfluous. So like how they kidnap people, not a big deal—they want the person, they take him. Or killing someone. If you live forever, how much does one mortal life matter in the scheme of things? When you exist outside time, cutting off the forty years a person has left is a non-issue. They don’t even notice.


Kiersten White


#faeries #lend #morality #life

My standards were, after all, abnormally high." - the fictional ghost of Hugh Hefner, lamenting on sex in the after-life.


Michael Czyzniejewski


#curbside-splendor #hugh-hefner #life

Love was a damaging mistake and its accomplice,hope, a trecherous illusion"..


Khaled Hosseini


#love






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