#lemon

Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #lemon #funny

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me. Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost. ↗

— Melissa Lemon

#humorous #melissa-lemon #romantic #smartass #business

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#courage #good #lemony-snicket #series-of-unforunate-events #courage

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. ↗

— Neshialy S.

#inspirational #lemons #life #inspirational

When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila. ↗

— Ben Fox

#inspirational-quotes #lemons #lemonsquote #tequila #inspirational

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. ↗

— Ricky Gervais

#came #go #go away #i #just

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me. ↗

— Baron Hill

#i #lemonade #lemons #make #me

Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had each two oranges and one lemon given them every day. These they ate with greediness, at different times, upon an empty stomach. ↗

— James Lind

#day #different #different times #drank #each

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can. ↗

— Anthon St. Maarten

#courage #destiny #fate #happiness #inner-strength

When life hands you lemons, dont make love." 3/14/08 ↗

— Meems

#life #love #life