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As I would soon learn myself, cleaning up what a parent leaves behind stirs up dust, both literal and metaphorical. It dredges up memories. You feel like you’re a kid again, poking around in your parents’ closet, only this time there’s no chance of getting in trouble, so you don’t have to be so sure that everything gets put back exactly where it was before you did your poking around. Still, you hope to find something, or maybe you fear finding something, that will completely change your conception of the parent you thought you knew.


Roz Chast


#cleaning #death #mourning #parents #perception

Instead of communicating "I love you, so let me make life easy for you," I decided that my message needed to be something more along these lines: "I love you. I believe in you. I know what you're capable of. So I'm going to make you work.


Kay Wills Wyma


#entitlement #kids #parenting #work #communication

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.



Jarod Kintz


#clean #cleaning #funny #humor #kitchen

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived.


Anne Lamott


#inspirational #perfection #writing #inspirational

Excuse the mess, but we live here.


Roseanne Barr


#housekeeping #life #mess #messes #life






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