#lawyer

When I was 15, I decided I wanted to be a lawyer. No one thought this was a good idea. ↗

— Constance Baker Motley

#good #good idea #i #idea #lawyer

Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London. ↗

— Cynthia Payne

#considered #hostess #lawyers #london #me

No matter how many lawyers and lawsuits Obama throws at Arizona, we will have the American people and the Constitution on our side. ↗

— Russell Pearce

#american people #arizona #constitution #how #lawsuits

A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #lawyer #politician #prostitute #sleazy

The lawyer has not reached the height of his vocation who does not find therein... scope for a peculiar but genuine artistic function. ↗

— Frederick Pollock

#does #find #function #genuine #height

Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass. ↗

— Jane Bryant Quinn

#anyone #bridge #justice #lawyers #operators

The good lawyer is the great salesman. ↗

— Janet Reno

#good #great #lawyer #salesman

Despite the generous rewards that state juries dole out, in many cases, victims receive less than 50 cents on the dollar in settlements with the lawyers taking the rest. This is not justice. ↗

— Pat Roberts

#cents #despite #dole #dollar #generous

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lawyers #politicians #politics

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business. ↗

— Washington Irving

#because #business #courts #lawyers #young