#lawyer

When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose. ↗

— Warren Christopher

#except #get #had #i #lawyer

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. ↗

— Bill Veeck

#almost #baseball #best #even #get

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#anyway #being #channel #channel 4 #cliff

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. ↗

— Garry Trudeau

#caused #divorce #homelessness #lawyers #palm

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. ↗

— Steven Wright

#bad #bad luck #busted #five #get

A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case, a suffragette who had never married. After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns. ↗

— Marguerite Young

#case #death #discovered #gowns #had

If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did. ↗

— Steve Guttenberg

#could #did #doctor #down #drink

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. ↗

— George Herbert

#deceive #lawyer #nor #physician #thy

I'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer. ↗

— Anita Hill

#between #clean #i #i can #individual

One of the things I was taught in law school is that I'd never be able to think the same again - that being a lawyer is something that's part of who I am as an individual now. ↗

— Anita Hill

#able #again #am #being #i