#laundry

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#ever #good #good mother #grocery #grocery shopping

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. ↗

— Denis Leary

#good #i #kitchen #laundry #no problem

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#better #forty #laundry #lost #loved

I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us. ↗

— Latrell Sprewell

#aired #because #behind #better #dirty

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh? ↗

— Jodi Picoult

#humor #laundry #funny