#laundry

Even Socrates, who lived a very frugal and simple life, loved to go to the market. When his students asked about this, he replied, "I love to go and see all the things I am happy without. ↗

— Jack Kornfield

#the-laundry #life

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. ↗

— Bella Abzug

#down #laundry #our #pedestal #room

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. ↗

— Patty Duke

#element #fortune #good #good fortune #good luck

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. ↗

— Dane Cook

#bring #comedy #doing #gorilla #i

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. ↗

— Rick Majerus

#couple #find #go #guy #i

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#ever #good #good mother #grocery #grocery shopping

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. ↗

— Denis Leary

#good #i #kitchen #laundry #no problem

Long live your laundry! ↗

— Billy Mays

#live #long #your

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. ↗

— Burt Reynolds

#average #average man #done #expensive #get

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. ↗