#laugh

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since. ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#been #ever #first #generally #good

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms. ↗

— Rob Schneider

#any #been #cry #describe #disturbing

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#each #generation #gift #given #himself

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise. ↗

— Tony Snow

#discovered #dogs #investigators #laugh #surprise

The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. ↗

— Thaksin Shinawatra

#because #bird #chicken #flu #guy

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#doing #get #laugh #long #making

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#been #crazy #deep #everything #funny

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. ↗

— Yakov Smirnoff

#connection #every #everybody #language #laughs

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you. ↗

— Alfred E. Smith

#believe #gestures #him #instruct #laugh

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#another #face #find #his #laugh